March 2012
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Horoscopes
Here are your personal horoscopes for the upcoming two weeks.
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Scorpio (October 24 - November 21)
Yes, your life may feel like you’re living in a fishbowl, being stared in at by everyone you know. That does not mean the plastic surgery giving you gills was a good idea.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Relax. You’re not getting progressively worse. You’re...
Content Issues
I originally posted this underneath STW earlier this week - but I know how few people even realize there is text worth reading underneath. So allow me the opportunity to reiterate.
Just this past week I found a site selling the Happiness Maze design without my permission. In the past month, I’ve found a number of other sites reposting STW with the URL cropped out, or a different URL pasted...
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Horoscopes
I used to write horoscopes as part of the monthly engineering newsletter we put out in college. Reprinted from years ago, here are my horoscopes for you for the month ahead.
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Scorpio (October 24 - November 21)
In order to take care of your raging paranoia, dig a protective moat around your dorm and fill it with the world’s only venomous mammal, the duck-billed platypus. You should...
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Hatemail of the Week
I received this email about two years ago, but for some reason never shared it with you. For some other reason, I never emailed the person back, either. I must have been busy. Either way, I remember it every time I do bracket comics to coincide with the NCAA. Enjoy.
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Dan,
You’ve officially jumped the shark. It would appear that you’re running out of ideas and grasping...
