Raptor Carols
Raptor Wenceslas
(to the tune of “Good King Wenceslas”)
Raptor Wenceslas looked down
At his feast of Stephen
Whose bones were all strewn around
And meat would be eaten
Brightly shown the teeth to bite
Glistening with drool
Into Raptor’s meal that night
Celebrating yule
(Source: survivingtheworld.net)